You gotta love the Daily Mail. In a recent article titled "RAF blow up world's biggest drugs haul worth £225 MILLION in Afghanistan desert" the guardian of all that is good an decent revealed the Taliban's phenomenal powers of alchemy with this lil golden nugget of info
Officials believe the area - near to the Taliban stronghold of Quetta in Pakistan - was turning dried cannabis leaves into heroin.
They are stronger than we thought!
One can only assume that golden nugget was converted from a lump of lead.
It depresses me to think whoever wrote that is more than likely on more money than I am...